Sunday, August 3, 2014

25 Reasons to love your Back Brace

25 reasons to love your back brace

1. You're invincible when people try to punch you
2. It can help with back pain
3. It gives you amazing posture without even having to try
4. It's your own personal musical instrument
5. You don't have to tie your own shoes if you don't want to
6. You can tell people you have a hollow stomach and then knock on it
7.You get to brag about your abs of steel
8. It makes teeth braces seem like no big deal
9. You learn how to handle things better than other people your age
10. When people inadvertently touch your stomach for the first time, their faces are priceless
11. It makes a great sound effect in a knock-knock joke
12. You can sled down hills on your stomach faster than anyone else
13. When you're lying down in bed reading a book or on your laptop you can rest it on your stomach
14. If you happen to get shot, it might be somewhat bulletproof
15. It keeps you warm in the winter
16. Summer heat doesn't faze you because you're used to worse
17. It feels like someone is giving you a hug all the time
18. It makes your stomach super flat without even trying
19. Your brace is a great shield from tickles
20. You can drop stuff on purpose and make other people pick it up for you because you can't.
21. When you're lying on the couch eating a TV dinner, you have a great tray on your stomach.
22. You have a better chance of winning fights.
23. It hurts others more than you when you get jostled in a crowd.
24. You can pretend to be a turtle
25. It makes you special, unique, and stronger. 

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